FOR MORE DETAILS SEE:
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Hi,

Tiny Blur has made it absolutely clear that The Countryside is open to the public.

Let's all have a 'Countryside Away Day' to show how much we believe him.

To Make It Really Believable -

Tiny Blur's 'CIRCUS MAXIMUS'

RING Masters:
Tiny Blur, Prudence Brown, Chris Smith, Peter Mandelson, Nick Brown

Tiny Blur & His Government have laid on masses of entertainment,
the entire concept is almost as intelligent as the rest of their policy.

Countryside Feste -
starting at 10am Friday 30th. March
Arrive early to avoid the traffic.
Lorries will be arriving from all over Britain
with harmless participants not expected to survive the day.

Bring a packed lunch barbecues are NOT being held at this venue.

Venue: Great Orton, Cumbria

Promotion
by Tiny Blur and his sexually dysfunctional clique of zealots

Transport
organised by PressClodd unless you have Two Jags and
a helicopter we suggest you make your own arrangements.
Roads are likely to have jams, diversions and pot holes.
Rail timetables may be disrupted by one of Jack Straw's
family, alternatively it will be on strike, late or crash.
Some tracks will be closed due to missing sleepers!
Buses made of tinfoil will hurtle to the site without MOTs.

Publicity
Michael Meacher who will be strolling around the grounds
of one of his many privately owned properties amassed
as an example to others of how Socialism has worked for HIM

Funding
will be from a giant war chest of contributions to
Noo Labour from Robinson, Levy, Eccleston recent Peers
and friends of Derrie Irving seeking preferment.

Cash Controller
Prudence Brown who will be performing his services
at a public toilets for added security,
supported by senior police in a cover-up costume
all directed by Lord Cullen. See:
www.SilentMajority.co.UK/EUroRealist/Cullen

Judges
MAFF who will probably make all the wrong judgements
in an attempt to conceal the winners.

Law & Order
will be provided by Jack Straw's company 'Over-Reactive Plc.'
who will have identikit pictures of all 'The Bosses' extended
family and instructions to let them get away with any crime.

Drugs
will be banned within 5 miles of the site unless purchase from
William Straw.

Buffoons
Hesseltine, Ken Clarke, Ted Heath, Kennedy, Ashdown, Portaloo

The entertainment starts with competitions

'Telling Tails':
The Government is offering a prize for anyone
who can tell a tale about the F&M outbreak
which is even less plausible than the official statements.

Then 'The Lucky dip':
There will be 5,000 gallons of Pig Swill for the lucky dip

The First Prize
will be for finding A Spring Roll in the tank.
The Second Prize
will be for identifying the swill wholesaler
The Third Prize
will be for identifying where the wholesaler gets his supplies
The Fourth Prize
will be for identifying which collection point it came from
The Star Prize
is for identifying who made the spring roll

The Bad News is that this competition starts
AFTER the pigs have eaten the pigswill!

Puppet Show
All the British MPs in Parliament as they dance up and down
on strings doing what they are ordered to under
'The EUropean Communities Act 1972' whilst making
silly and ineffectual bleating noises.

There will be taxpayer sponsored Displays
Manoeuvering Diggers
Ditch Digging
Ditch Filling

International Display Teams will be competing
To see who can needlessly kill the most sheep in an hour
heats for this competition
are already being held all over Britain.

Pantomime
The organisation of this event has been a huge pantomime
based around 'Poof in Boots'.

Stuffing Competition
organised by the EU with active collusion of the British
Government. The aim is to see how effectively and fast
a British Farmer can be stuffed and the team event is to
stuff the whole Farming industry.
This event is very popular and was held for the fishermen
& fishing industry where the Spanish won the main prize.
The Germans however failed to stuff The City of London
Financial area last time it was run.
The Germans [Team BMW] & French [Team Renault]
drew first equal when the car industry was stuffed.
The Dutch [Team Corus] won First Prize
when the steel industry was stuffed.

Clowns
Serried ranks of pathetic little clowns all in cloned ranks
posing as of importance out in the real world
amongst *people* not in their Civil Service heirachy.

Personalised Entertainment for Gentlemen:
this will be provided on a common nearby by
Ron Davis an MP & AssMember who misunderstood
what the F in F&M stood for and thought
it was a new oral service.
Expected to become popular in Wales
due to the greatly reduced sheep population.

Personalised Entertainment for Ladies:
A similar service to that above, performed 'in the oval'
by a recently unemployed American.

Magician
A full team of magicians will be giving fanciful
displays of:
'In EUrope but Not Ruled by EUrope' a cunning stunt
never before performed and proved by ALL
informed experts to be a complete impossibility.

The Government is also sponsoring, with taxpayers money
A series of competitions Nationally:

Locate the source of sleepers purchased before December
this competition is being enthusiastically entered by the media.

Find the Country
another media competition to locate the first country
to over react by spraying British visitors
[New Zealand tops the list at the moment!]

Count The Pigs
This competition is for Animal activists
How many pigs can you count *through* a brick wall?

Judge the Pigs
Also for Animal activists
Pigs in sheds are to be judged *from the road*!!

Needless Barbecues
The Government is holding these
at hundreds of sites around Britain.

Fortune Telling
Peter Mandelson will be telling fortunes with
a Brazilian friend by consulting sheep entrails.
[This event is sponsored by Geoffrey Robinson]

Smoke Signalling
In the interest of the environment the Government
is holding a competition to see which of
the national barbecues can cause the most disruption
with evil smelling acrid smoke.

Spinning Competition
led by Alastaire Campbell who will have a huge team
of **Civil Servants** with unlimited money as prizes
for anyone who publicises the 'Official Line'.

Foreign Visitors
Foreign visits will be at random by Cock Robin who is
expected to be abroad, though he may be caught with
a new broad having found the last to be a short term
Gaynor.

Her Majesty The Queen
It is hoped she will be in attendance - she should be early as
Her daughter will be driving!!
It is hoped that Her Majesty will be giving Hourly Readings
of 'Her Coronation Oath' to show that she will honour it
and act in accord with The British Constitution and
Article 61 of Magna Carta see:
www.SilentMajority.co.UK/EUroRealist/OurMonarch

Broadcasting
The BBC in their role of Brussels Broadcasting Corporation
will be pouring out unquestioned drivel from the EU
and their puppets in Britain - an endless drone of propaganda,
interspersed with pornography, mind numbing soap operas
and cheap to make game shows.

THE ENTRY FEES:
In keeping with the 'sheep' theme
are designed to fleece the peoples of Britain

RECEIPTS:
Will all be gathered by the EUropean Union
who intend to make the maximum advantage of this event

OVERALL ORGANISATION:
Planned by the EU

EXECUTION:
has been undertaken over a number of years
a primary factor in being able to have this *spectacular*
has been the dedicated closure of abattoirs in Britain
This has been so that British farm animals can enjoy
huge amounts of travel including extensive foreign travel.

TIMING:
There have been length delays
managed and controlled by the EU
who have taken time giving their instructions to
their puppets - The British Parliament

FOR MORE DETAILS SEE:
www.SilentMajority.co.UK/FootInMouth

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is welcome to contact me
Greg@GlanceBack.Demon.co.UK

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